Happy birthday man comic type. Comic congratulations to a man

Wishes that are presented as
funny birthday greetings for a man. They will be liked and remembered for a long time and will leave a bright trace in the memory.

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I wish you execution plans
Not only every year on my birthday.
And all year round, all twelve months
Try to decorate your destiny!

Remain worthy in everything
I wish you no problems!
Not a dork and not a man,
And a man with a capital "M"!

Birthday brought a reason
To invite all your friends to the table.
Like a man, everyone listen to a toast,
Let your soul unfold!

I want money in bundles
And don't mess up your karma.
Let caviar and whiskey
Substitute for sausages!

Humorous birthday greetings to a man

I want unrealistic plans
But doable perfectly.
Plant not a tree, but a garden,
To produce guys in the world!

Let there be a good house, cottage,
The apartment is in addition to them,
Success in career and women.
In general, brother, happy birthday!

I wish you a cool car
Move into a new home soon!
For now, just dream
And celebrate your birthday!

You were born a man, and this
Considers a significant role.
I wish you a secret:
You can deal with her!

To be able to rely on you
Everyone who is a little weaker in some way.
I propose to decide on your holiday
Living in the future is even more fun!

Let it be strong like vodka
And the will and your gait!
Feel on your birthday
That the world is good, whatever one may say!

Funny birthday greetings to a man

You don't want banal things
A new one for your birthday.
Just be smart and brutal
And zeal for a dream in the morning.

Because you want it, I'm sure
Live beautifully and comfortably.
So knock on any door
Where can you profit!

A man wants to
For a birthday in a nutshell:
Don't be sad, don't be discouraged
And be all right!

You have a holiday today
The birthday has arrived!
Don't be afraid, I won't smooth it out
Just do not hold back the praise:

And handsome and tall
Both successful and cool...
May fate not be strict
Anger will change to mercy!

All holidays are formal. Birthdays are no exception. You can relax the situation a little in different ways, and one of them is a comic congratulation.

Many are accustomed to speaking using complex turns of speech, beautiful and catchy phrases, aphorisms, and so on. In fact, this is not really necessary for the birthday man. For him, the main thing is the sincerity of your words. And what can be sincere than a wish from the heart in a comic form. If you are a good friend of the birthday man or his life partner, then you should probably know some of his little secrets, life stories, ridiculous situations. Birthday is exactly the day when it is time to tell them and cheer up not only the birthday person, but also everyone around. Of course, you should be careful in choosing the material you tell, because a man does not want people to know about some of the details of his personal life.

If sadness was noticed on the face of the birthday man or guests, then a comic birthday greeting to a man will quickly correct the negative mood and push a wave of positive. Such a congratulation can be written in advance, or you can improvise. Only for this you will need good knowledge about the birthday man and good oratory skills. In such a congratulation, you can make fun of some small flaws in a man that do not hurt his dignity, or you can mention the ridiculous habits that are unique to the birthday man. All available elements of humor can go into battle if you are sure that they will make the hero of the occasion laugh.

Happy birthday!
Boy, you're big.
I don't know what to wish you...
Always be yourself!

Everyone wishes you happiness
Long years and do not get sick,
They went around to bad weather.
You are beautiful - keep it up!

I wish a yacht, a cottage,
Suitcase money in addition.
Have some more patience
Buy an island soon.

I wish you to live beautifully:
Fishing, recreation, sea of beer!
Go to the bathhouse on weekends
Live to the fullest!
And for the wife to be obedient,
Indifferent to mink coats,
To feed you tasty,
In bed to be skillful!
In general, more of all good things,
What is in your male dreams!

Happy birthday man! I wish you to always remain strong, lively, cheerful, confident, courageous and cool, like a lion among animals, like an eagle in the sky, like a cornflower in an open field, like a basil in a garden. May every day be lucky, may happiness and luck bring down not at retail, but in bulk!

Let in your hut
Got money and girls
And outside the window waiting for a faithful horse:
Iron, fashionable - wow, fire.

And let your porch
Three faithful soldiers are on duty:
Love, reliability and peace,
And happiness follows you.

In luck - eternal unlimited,
In bed - personal Aibolit,
In a career - growth to heaven,
Let there be progress in everything.

Well, a little more will,
A little sugar without salt
A little bit of serious personal matters,
So that chaos does not happen.

Happy Birthday
And I wish you all the best:
Lots of joy and money
In reality, not in dreams!

In every business, undertaking,
Only success - to heaven,
inspiration, prosperity,
And any other miracles!

Happy Birthday! Don't get drunk
And moderately "accept"!
In the bullpen, prison, hospital
Never hit.

Keep your mind clear and sober
Heart - fiery blaze.
prostatitis, enuresis
You never know.

To have steel nerves
To be able to achieve everything.
To dollars and euros
Didn't fit in wallet.

In the Maldives and Hawaii
Drink sweet juice in a sun lounger.
From the bottom of my heart I wish you:
Let everything come true in due time!

Such a prominent man
I want to wish you victories
So that you in all your glory and strength
Lived for decades.

I wish you success
I want to wish love
To have reasons to laugh
Finances so as not to disappoint.

So that in this life swamp
There was a safe island.
And so that, as they say in the Navy,
Catching a tailwind!

On a man's birthday
Somehow it is customary to wish
build a house, make a son
And plant trees.

This is important, of course:
And the heirs, and the forest,
And a multi-storey cottage...
Better with a sauna ... Or without.

The main thing is that in this house,
Just step over the threshold
Heart filled with light
There were no quarrels, no squabbles.

To make the children happy.
It doesn't matter if it's a daughter or a son.
Be, dear, in the world
All men are happier!

You were born and it doesn't matter
How many years ago.
On this day I wish
So that the family is always in harmony!

For the wife to meet at home
In a mini dress to the elbows,
And the children's sonorous laughter
Made everyday life more fun.

So that friends with a keg of beer
Sometimes they went
And today, on my birthday,
And with a bottle of cognac!

I wish you success
More joy and laughter
Good friends, not grabbers,
And more than two Mercedes.

To buy a country house across the sea,
Accumulated bank accounts
So that everything and everywhere succeeds,
But the mood never ended.

Enthusiasm - without limits.
Ideas of good, new faces.
So that you are a hammer in everything.
And so that everything was “OK” everywhere!

You have a birthday today!
Let's drink standing up. Where is the mug?
For your love, luck,
House, wife, apartment, cottage,
So that the car does not break,
Mother-in-law often admired
Father-in-law loved and respected
Even a cat to love.
Live to 100 healthy
Cheerful, cheerful,
So that on the hundredth anniversary
I was able to dance without crutches.

Let in your hut
Got money and girls
And outside the window waiting for a faithful horse:
Iron, fashionable - wow, fire.

And let your porch
Three faithful soldiers are on duty:
Love, reliability and peace,
And happiness follows you.

In luck - eternal unlimited,
In bed - personal Aibolit,
In a career - growth to heaven,
Let there be progress in everything.

Well, a little more will,
A little sugar without salt
A little bit of serious personal matters,
So that chaos does not happen.

I want to wake up from passionate sex,
From strong coffee and delicious cake!
And vivacity, let it be full of strength,
And let the wave of happiness cover you!
Wife so as not to be angry and fulfill everything,
I always let go for beer with friends.
And the beloved mother-in-law to become a fairy,
Once a year for her to fly!
Employees may all respect you,
Let all your affairs decide for you.
All goals are easy to always be achieved,
Your income has increased every day!

I want to wish a cool man
So that he can always hold his tail with a pistol,
So that money flows both night and day,
To be king in his kingdom.
I want love, you'll be lost without it,
With happiness in addition, you will live a hundred years.
In birthday wishes flow
Catch, do not be shy, cool man!

You live smart and decently
Dimensioning your entire age ...
Happy birthday man
Our beautiful man!
You are rich, smart and well built
(If not in body, then in soul)
At home, women are worthy,
Glory, big prize!
Don't go on the wrong side
Do not cut your wings suddenly
In the vulnerable, childish, thin -
To live in happiness - your dreams !!!

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So important in any situation
Remain confident in victory
Whatever happens, be yourself
And even if it's hard, don't give up!

Let the support of relatives and friends
Support and help in every business,
May wishes come true soon
May all goals become achievable!

Happy birthday, I congratulate you
Have fun, don't be sad.
I wish you a lot of happiness
And especially happiness in love.

May every moment be beautiful in life
And let fate keep you from troubles,
May the world of love be wonderful
And the dawn is joyful with your beloved.

We have been through a lot with you...
And girls and a long journey,
I want to wish you a birthday
So that it all comes back to us again.

And even if I'm not around now
Put the glass with the bottle on the table
I will immediately fly to you with a reward -
I'll bring a gift dear!

Hooray! Your main holiday has come!
It's my birthday today!
He is the best, the most glorious!
You are waiting for gifts and fun.

We won't keep you waiting
The surprise is ready!
We hasten to wish you health
And the fulfillment of dreams!
Be cheerful, and always love!
We all need your laugh!

Today we will tell you in verses:
We are proud to meet you
And so we are happy
Happy birthday to you!
Yes, birthday is not a trifle!
Let's make a wish like this:
Let your house be a full bowl
And your happiness will not change
Love, health and warmth,
So that life is happy!

People say that a man
And the Sultan, and yet the getter.
Well, it's a good reason
Get yourself a decent harem.

Well, what about the getter - everything is clear here:
So, pump oil in the garden.
Life is not dangerous at all
Let yourself go in the same way.

Let the sock find a mate
Borscht is always hot waiting,
It's good to bear such a punishment,
To call you a man.

I congratulate you and wish you to become
Multimillionaire, as I once dreamed
But when you fly past on a Porsche,
Try to see me at the subway.

We also wish to hurry
Important things to do:
Conquer the heart of beauty,
And drink vodka with friends

Do not throw words into the wind
Make a lot of money!
In general, always be in everything
A real man!

What is a birthday?
Cake, candles, congratulations!
The guests are drunk at the end
All with lipstick on!

Oh, what a pity, today I
I can't be with you
But congratulations sms
Be beautiful and charming!

Congratulations! I wish you
The strength of male and female attention,
Business to develop to the scale of the universe,
Cold beer in a warm company.
One more time about women's attention...
Bourgeois money in a leather wallet,

Less in life to meet frostbitten,
A cool wheelbarrow and green light,
(To beer, I forgot, more salty)
Soak our enemies all in the toilet,
And, accordingly, world peace!

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I wish you a birthday
Not just a dumb catch-
More happiness, pleasure,
Brighter than sunny love.
Undivided... Divided -
Anything happens in destiny.
You be crazy and in love
You deserve love!

Birthday boy, where have you been?
You forgot to sign up!
How much can you, your mother,
Wait idle?!

Where is the liver? Where is the balyk?
Where is the herring? Where is the language?
Where is the vodka, cognac, wine?
Have been waiting for a long time!

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Alcohol and food...
Now here's another lineup!
Be happy and be rich!

You haven't built a house yet
But the apartment is renovated.
And he achieved with his work,
That your son is growing.
I wish you have time
Complete this plan:
A few more sons
Daughter, cottage and a whole garden!

The beer belly does not spoil you,
It is our favorite home!
You are not spoiled by gray hair at all,
She must decorate a man!
And if someone says that you are not young,
There is a reason to wipe his nose -
After all, birthday boy, you are always a hero,
Put on the shoulder blades with the left one!

Happy Birthday man!
Do everything as you are used to:
Win at what you love
Set bold goals.

Get just what you want
Be happy day and night
Let the hand be firm -
Give problems a kick!

Happy Birthday! Good luck.
Days of happy commotion is coming.
You have already become a macho.
The female sex is crazy about you.

You know how to joke appropriately
And you can understand without words.
I'm interested in you endlessly
I feel light and warm with you.

I wish you changes
Only for the better, good news.
I wish you fulfillment
All your dreams and undertakings.

You are our main character today
From the bottom of our hearts we congratulate you!
Know: you are the only one in the world,
We don't know any other
Yes, and it is unlikely that we can find it anywhere ...
Therefore, we appreciate you very much:
Your will, character and become,
You are constantly confident in yourself!
We wish you not to be sad
Forget all worries for a while
Spirit of fun, enthusiasm to find,
Celebrate your birthday with daring!

I am beautiful to you on this holiday,
I wish you decent income
So that once a year is enough for the Maldives,
And all the trips to the shops.

And I also wish you fun
Life is fabulous and colorful,
So that your family is happy
And, preferably, a large family.

Let the people around you laugh
Drive away sadness with that laughter,
May everything work out for you
And all grief is carried away.

Be like a lion in bed, wild
And be an obedient husband
So that the wife's dashing cries
I could shut up with a kiss!

At work, be like Caesar
And with friends, like Socrates,
Light and fast in the morning
Push up, sit in the twine!

Be a hero man
Not just a man!
Worthy on your birthday
You're a barbecue martini!

Let today, and in the future,
The plan will come true
Let the good be remembered
Bad - will be forgotten.

And let friends multiply
Let the enemies fall
Wealth multiplies
Luck - smiles.

So that a spring beats health.
Children so as not to upset
Not for a drop, not for a moment
The wife and mother-in-law did not grumble.

Dazzling, boy, you glow.
You have a thousand watt light bulb
From which you can no longer turn away -
Light it up! Happy Birthday, brother!

Let the girls throw themselves on the neck,
They won't let you sleep at night!
All desires are instantly fulfilled
From success in the soul - to salute!

But let a piece of childhood remain
And lives permanently inside.
Like a boy, let him dream
Drive from life so as from a game!

Find the treasure quickly
And bring the firebird home!
Having finally defeated the laziness-monster,
Earn the king's daughter as a wife!

So important in any situation
Remain confident in victory
So that it does not happen - be yourself,
And even if it's hard, don't give up!
Let the support of relatives and friends
Support and help in every business,
May wishes come true soon
May all goals become achievable!

I wish you on your birthday
So that life is joyful and unearthly,
I wish, as in a movie, only to become a hero,
Shine like a star every day!

I wish you to get into Forbes, at least once,
From happiness I wish to fall only into ecstasy,
And so that success is supported by love,
I want to walk without harm to health!

Congratulations any
Happy birthday
Let them be from the heart
From the depths of my soul!

Congratulations! Because today
We have a birthday boy!
Let the soul sing with happiness
The mood will be - class!

Well, congratulations
And accept gifts
And also - guests in the evening
Have fun and entertain!

What to wish a man for his birthday?
More useful business meetings,
And life is sweeter than the best jam
And not to know sexual diseases ...
To have more love in life
Preferably several times a day!
For all women to love you
And warmed the soul and bed!

I want car keys
So that you never be sad!
And all that a man wants
Beauties with forms always
More cold beer
Salted fish under it
So that everything always lasts longer,
Nothing annoyed!

The birthday has come
Fenced from all affairs,
Rest heavily today
Fun, glamorous, noisy;

Forgetting about all the bad weather,
In life there will be only happiness
There will be a streak of light
You will believe in miracles.

Money, a villa and a car,
And full of gasoline,
Dacha is possible in the suburbs
And good luck all year round.

Pouring a glass of whiskey
Holding a cigar in hand
Probably in English
You go through the years.

And youth is in full swing
Has matured a bit.
Such a good guy
Girls are valued.

Let there be things in life
Which you can't buy.
Let your heart be
Wish, dream, love.

On a good holiday, there are many wishes:
Joy, good luck, long years!
Travel and new discoveries,
Bright achievements and victories!
Interesting things, reliable friendship,
Cheerfulness, health, strong strength!
So that everything that is needed in this life,
I brought it with me every day!

I want to dig in the garden
And unearth a treasure,
And then drill a well
And find the oil lake.
I want to write a script
And immediately sell Spielberg
Let Angelina and Brad be paired
He will shoot for it.
Always have in your pocket
Keys to the car and apartment
And most importantly, be willing
Improve something in this world.

So that you are always lucky
Cheerful, hardworking, healthy -
Gather more friends
Forget the doctors!
To play tricks
With the male brethren -
Snacks give us a damn
But beer so that - a river!
And let our team
A beautiful goal will score!
And let the team of upskirts
Gives no rest!

I want to congratulate you on your birthday!
Early in the morning I'll whisper in your ear:
I loved you even more
From the fact that you did not invite guests to our house.

That the dishes will be clean, like a crystal,
Because you invited them all to the cafe.
I am now dressed up very nicely
And I will spin with you in a passionate dance.

Happy birthday my dear
And when we return at night we are home,
Only then will I give my gift:
A night without sleep at all and a new dawn.